wordplay is the foreplay of the gods

fuckyeahhptrio:

noonereallywins:

emotive-unstable:

half-bloodliz:

wa11flower:

longlivethequeen:

heythisurlisalreadytaken:

flaviia:

beingforthebenefit:

galvatron:

photomoto:

ranga-sauce:

jocelynseip:

wow

HAIIIIIIIIIIII <3

NO WORDS. just unfff.

People say, ‘You’re still breast-feeding, that’s so generous.’
Generous, no! It gives me boobs and it takes my thighs away! It’s sort of like natural liposuction. I’d carry on breast-feeding for the rest of my life if I could.

— 

Helena Bonham Carter (via chocolate-cigarettes)

this is very good to keep in mind haha

(via icanread)

fuckyeahhptrio:

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Sneak Peak. HYPE!

this will be amazing.

fuckyeahhptrio:

(via narcissablack)

WANT.

havearide:

I Want To Be A Guinea Pig Too by *0xo on deviantART

the text is lame but the image is just so darn cute.

txtsfrmlstnght:

(404): Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.

tweexcore:

sabino2:

Who lives here? Who can afford to live here? An interactive map showing income/rent data by NYC neighborhoods. Via.

Interesting—and more or less what you’d expect, especially with the high income families skyrocketing in areas like the Upper East/West Side.

It’d be even more interesting to see a more indepth map, my neighborhood is huge on this map.

isabelthespy:

reachingtheshore:

everythingharrypotter:

(via malfoyy)

*SOB*

NOOOO WHY DID YOU DO THIS I AM NOW FIGHTING BACK TEARS IN PUBLIC

TEARJERKERS ARE NSFW IN THEIR OWN WAY OKAY

(seriously people. i sobbed through this ENTIRE CHAPTER. LIKE A BABY. COULD NOT SEE THE WORDS HALF THE TIME BECAUSE OF ALL THE TEARS. the only other time i have cried that hard at something fictional was when amber died on house).

txtsfrmlstnght:

(954): I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa

fuckyeahgryffindor:

(via thingsgohazy)

isabelthespy:

sendchocolate:

mattonrails:

rufusmom:

(via dorkvader)

awesome

Most of the time, people regard math and creativity (or fun) as two things you keep separate, and that’s a shame. :) They’re a beautiful and elegant combination. Just look at music!

This?  is pure WIN.

The problems with success, frankly, are infinitely preferable to the problems of failure.

— Neil Gaiman (via fyneilgaiman)

if you've ever wanted a decent look at certain of the most WTF aspects of the environment in which i spent the four years prior to my nervous breakdown →

isabelthespy:

this article is from the mid-90s, but not a lot has changed, except that tuition has skyrocketed.

(again: there were many good things that don’t get touched on here, and i don’t want to seem ungrateful or whiny. but it’s an interesting and for me extremely familiar read).

(h/t enaek)

I went there for 13 years, and it’s so hard to explain in college the HM experience…

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship.

— Louisa May Alcott (1832-1888) (via blogut) (via quote-book)